If no one is reading... does a pissed off blogger still suck?

I just stopped an anti-virus scan for this...

May Zeus save my sole... (The left... the right has too many holes to save... It's ruined...)

Just... I dunno... I just saw this ad for Levi jeans.... kinda bugged me:

*Stripping*

Guy: I'm not really in a band....

*Stripping*

Girl: I'm not really with a label...

*Stripping*

Guy:I'm really from Detroit...

*Enter random apartment.. and yes... more stripping....*

Girl: This isn't really my apartment...

*Lights turn on, picture of random family on the other side of the ethnic rainbow from our current characters.. and yes... yet more stripping, ending at the level of nakedness that is the furthest network T.V. can reach without fines... Levi's logo... fade to black...*

OK... seriously... Gandhi knows I am no prude... but... isn't this level of advertising... for jeans of all things... a little whorish..???

Have we sank this low as a culture that this is truly the best way to hock clothing at the masses...??? Telling the consumer that "Buy our product... and you will be able to lie your way into having relations with a liar as skilled as you... as well as justifying breaking & entering, so long as you copulate..."

Is this the future of product sales??

Or do I just need to get laid that fucking bad..??

You decide...

- Kenny G.