tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-180134602024-03-05T08:17:11.598-05:00My Little Hole In The Boxer Shorts Of LifeDreaming About Hops And Barley Since 2003!!!Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.comBlogger120125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-1934193027848671332011-05-11T02:46:00.002-04:002011-05-11T02:53:01.077-04:00Essay - The philosophy of a Hockey Debate<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]>Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-58281773819239108372010-11-11T23:25:00.001-05:002010-11-11T23:25:57.759-05:00Muah ha ha ha ha... It LIVES!!!Guess who's back baby... This old dusty blog has new life, thanks to an app for my phone... Yeah... I'm scared too. Till a new idea blossoms... - Kenny G.Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-74904556624721189942010-06-23T00:09:00.002-04:002010-06-23T00:31:25.145-04:00What the F*ck is San Jose Thinking???Ok... I know... Been a while.... I've had shit going on.... But, NHL fans.... Read this: LINK... Let it sink in for a sec..... Ready... OK.WTF? Yes. We all know I am a Red Wings fan... But even my Red and White colored glasses can see this is a stupid and shitty move.For the record, Nabokov saved my ass a lot..... In fantasy Hockey... See, I got roped in to playing for the 2007-2008 fantasy Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-80747002354122482102010-04-17T05:56:00.002-04:002010-04-17T06:55:30.447-04:00The Tarnished Knight - RedemptionDragons... Demons... Minions of all Darkness... It did not matter, not to the Knight's blade. Regardless of the foe... They fell... As the Knight knew they must.New strength had filled him... Strength from his Muse... And he had been renewed.His body still ached... His armor still creaked... But He had the strength to press onward...As His favorite quote told Him: "Courage is not a lack of fear, Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-15122514599337807482010-03-26T00:22:00.002-04:002010-03-26T01:33:42.914-04:00The Tarnished Knight: ReformationsHad it been days, years, millenia? He could not remember... Only the darkness had filled His mind since that day... When The Angel left His side.The Knight had wandered, blindly, hopelessly... Far from what had once been Home.... To a new land, and new journey... The past far behind Him.His heart was empty.... Soul as dark as the black stains on His cracking armor. His burden was heavy, more thanKenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-6877648482096731772009-10-14T01:09:00.002-04:002009-10-14T01:12:01.791-04:00Holy Carp Y'all!!!I know... Long time before posts... Long story coming soon....But I had to share this... I WON A BET!!!!Long story short... Last season, it was his San Jose Sharks VS. My Detroit Red Wings; who will go further in the season...I won.Payout: Embarassing Karaoke, on Video.My Prize:Nuf said... Click FUNNY!!! Give the man props.- Kenny G.Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-54009648868848415982009-07-22T15:15:00.004-04:002009-07-22T16:10:03.775-04:00Shards Of Never"A sorrowed soul, wrapped in a silly smile.A knight's heart, trapped in a recreant's shell.Boundless love, saddled with searing despise.Stalwart steadfastness, lost in a torrent of fear and uncertainty.That is I, a whirling cyclone of mismatched failings, A great man on paper, a raging failure in the flesh.I am so worthy, and yet, so insignificant.The great contradiction, forever consistent in Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-54947422527620554942009-06-12T13:59:00.002-04:002009-06-12T14:11:45.043-04:00The Final Beard-Down...Well... this is it...... The last Hockey game of the season... for Realz!! Everything... comes down to tonight................ I'll miss it... but damnit... I want a freaking Parade next week................................. So here we are... One last push for Beard-A-Thon Pledges:( https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx ).......................................... One Last Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-58641701499751566562009-06-06T14:05:00.003-04:002009-06-06T14:10:37.946-04:00My Faith: Never Broken (Though terribly sprained, and allergic to Penguins)Ok... I must admit... I haven't been this nervous during these playoffs since... well... the Duck's...Needless to say, the last time I was nervous... I took a new picture... blogged it... and had faith...... And we're still here baby!!!https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspxThis may be the last post before no more beardage... so let's try for one more push... Go Wings!!!- Kenny Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-23749361570679437972009-05-20T14:55:00.002-04:002009-05-20T15:01:01.895-04:00This made me laugh...... though I'm not sure if that's healthy:But, it was a humorous escape from the tedium and melodrama at work... and we all know how I love my escapes from reality: Hey... not funny.... As a side note... my Beard-A-Thon total to date is now $200.69 (click the link on the top right of the page to see my page... and donate damnit!! It's for charity!!!!) Time to go back to work for a little while, Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-87010686636486165732009-05-14T10:54:00.004-04:002009-05-14T11:00:43.889-04:00(This Blog best read to Daughtry's "It's Not Over")I don't want this to be it...I need more time in the Beard-A-Thon... Need to raise more money...( https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx )I need to see the Wings win Tonight!!So... It's time to be stoic:Be Devoted:And Go Duck Hunting!! GO WINGS!!!! - Kenny G.Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-14606133820101014942009-05-08T11:10:00.001-04:002009-05-08T11:12:08.353-04:00Fur-Balling: My new hobbyWell.... Is it a beard now????... Disin't think so.... :-)- Kenny G.Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-72722151929438423482009-04-28T10:15:00.003-04:002009-04-28T10:24:38.446-04:00Beard-A-Thon UpdateHere's my latest pic, posted here first (as if anyone actually reads this tripe) :-)Scruff-tastic!(Dear God, I'm getting excited over a beard... How sad.)- Kenny G.Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-77594006183104041862009-04-15T11:28:00.001-04:002009-04-15T11:30:13.084-04:00This may be one of the silliest things I've ever done...... but I signed up for the Detroit Red Wings Beard-A-Thon... https://www.beardathon.com/redwings/sabre419/profile.aspx I don't know if I'll raise even a dollar, but it's worth a shot, right?Here's the Starting Pic. Wish Me Luck. - Kenny G.Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-88065220562345606432009-03-18T13:11:00.006-04:002009-03-18T13:19:05.446-04:00... And then there was the following day.Simple Math:Plus: Will Lead Inadvertantly to:Any Questions? :-)- Kenny G.Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-21668474773634003732009-03-17T12:07:00.003-04:002009-03-17T12:09:35.374-04:00Celebrating with a silent prayer and quiet reflection...Yeah, Right!!!I know I've said this many times before... but St. Patrick's Day is, indeed, my Holiest of Holies... It is my day to justify the same crap I do 364 other days a year, but this time, wearing green. :-)Aside from that, Buck's has the best damned corned beef I've ever eaten, so at least there will be something to saok up all the green food coloring I'll ingest tonight.I don't know whatKenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-56906361299293611812009-03-09T13:34:00.003-04:002009-03-09T13:40:33.002-04:00Monday Morning Depress-Fest, Courtesy of a Friend..My friend Dave posted this......... Mushy bastard. Now I need a beer... :-)Why Guys Like Girls:1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder3. How cute they look when they sleep4. The ease in which they fit into our arms5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world6. How cute they are when Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-25479046573732050252009-03-02T13:51:00.004-05:002009-03-02T14:04:50.377-05:00Hi. I'm Ken, and I'm a Crack(berry) Addict.So... Just to clarify... I'm not rich.... I'm not even close to rich... Hell, I'm lucky I can even spell "rich"...My family isn't rich either... but my mother sure seems to think so...See, she has a problem. She gets herself a new cell phone at least every year... if not sooner..... No... not as part of some "New all the damned time" contract plan... she ebays herself every new phone she has a Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-83143538915813173302009-02-17T14:59:00.002-05:002009-02-17T15:12:01.974-05:00Return Of The Not Suckage!!!No... not "Nut Suckage" you perverts... I have no sex life. :-)Nope... I'm talking two of my favoite-est things in forevers and stuff:1) NASCAR!!!Daytona 500 bitches!!! Yes, I know... it sucked that it got rained out, but still, it was a good race (except that JR. had to wreck the damned field and take out two of my Fantasy Nascar Drivers out of the race... Why you gotta let me down like that Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-61434945958756305442009-02-12T13:57:00.004-05:002009-02-12T14:07:22.455-05:00The Day when Love, like Smog, fills the air...Ah, Valentines Day...A time for Love.... and Romance... A time to tell that "Special Someone"... just how you truly feel... A time, to love... and to be loved...I guess... It's best summed up in this little poem I got in an email many, many years ago... "Fuck Valentines Day" Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-37263541475344963632009-02-11T10:13:00.002-05:002009-02-11T11:00:26.995-05:00100th Post: "The Tarnished Knight: Requiem"Wow... I've made 100 posts on this blog... Mind you, the first 7 were way back in 2005, but that's beside the point....To celebrate, I'll add one more chapter to what I have rapidly come to see as my best writing ever...The sickening crack of maimed bone pierced His ears. His arm lay at His side, broken, dangling like a piece of shredded flesh from the wolf's latest meal.His leg seared with pain Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-34995014746246126082009-01-29T12:32:00.007-05:002010-04-17T06:58:53.423-04:00My Trilogy... Plus 2...It's been a while since I wrote anything I was truly proud of....I'm proud now.... So I want all three (Edit: Now four) (2nd Edit: Now Five) (3rd Edit: Now Six.... The Story continues...) links in one handy place....The Tarnished KnightThe Tarnished Knight - RevelationsThe Tarnished Knight - RespiteThe Tarnished Knight - RequiemThe Tarnished Knight - Reformations The Tarnished Knight - Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-40281780872378022642009-01-29T11:10:00.002-05:002009-01-29T11:55:51.326-05:00The Tarnished Night: RespiteThe Dawn broke with an ominous fury that morning...The Knight sluggishly raised His head, and peered into the rising Sun with disdain, and slowly... painfully, lifted Himself from the ground. Sleep had done little to renew Him, and His dreams still lingered in His mind, sinking their talons into His spirit...In those demon dreams, He saw what His waking mind had refused to acknowledge: His Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-51757855187712026452009-01-28T10:52:00.002-05:002009-01-28T11:45:12.263-05:00The Tarnished Knight - RevelationsThough the sunrises He had seen, since The Angel had left His side, had been but a numbered few, The Knight's hollow soul had taken Him through what felt like an eternity of sorrow.Each struggle He had come to know since, had taken more than flesh and steel to overcome. His muscles ached now in ways they never had before. Each blow to His armor tore away more and more, leaving His beleaguered Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18013460.post-23827915522194899172009-01-26T16:44:00.002-05:002009-01-26T16:55:16.071-05:00Out, Out Damned Heart... Out I Say...What can I say, my heart makes me a pathetic...I let the fact that I actually "Feel" things be as immobilizing as being a quadruple amputee...For some odd reason, the more I feel things are spiraling out of control, the less I do to try and take the reigns of my own destiny. I let the fear, sadness, and hopelessness that arises control, and ultimately, completely neutralize any inner strength, Kenny G.http://www.blogger.com/profile/07385384283769571985noreply@blogger.com0