Loves the music... hate's the player...

Steve O. hates my music player..... the music is great... but the auto play pisses him the fuck off....

You see... "he reads several blogs"... of which mine is only one...

And.. he opens them all at once... in many tabs....

I know... lazy bitch...

He forgets... he's one of my only two readers....

My blog does not belong in a roll.....

Not even of toilet paper....

That's been used....

PUT MY DAMN BLOG ON A SEPERATE LIST... AND ROCK OUT WITH YOUR THUMB DRIVE OUT!!!!!!

....... even when I cater to a small audience.... I still can't please.....

And I quit crack for this???? :-)

- Kenny G.

Another weekend.... another phenomenal disappointment...

The only question:

Will the disappointment be this big.........

... this big.......

..... or this big......

I know, I know... makes me wanna cry too.....

- Kenny G.

Lemme walk you through a normal day around here.....

Day by day, this is what Steve O. and I have to deal with....

....... Yet, we never get to meet one of these.....

...... and we still can't find this place.....




Feeling our pain yet???

- Kenny G.

Random mashup of the inner voices.... If only I could get one of those "Take a Ticket" machines....

How the bloody hell could my boss not want me to stay on full time, when he's seen all the things that actually GOT FUCKING DONE with me around??? Is he clinically insane???

WTF is up with Big Brother 10??? How can there not be one truly likeable person in the whole group??? I mean, other than Jerry, but he's really old, and you know there's no chance he's gonna win.

Did the Detroit Tigers decide before the season even began to make it the absolute antithesis of their hockey contemporaries? With that big of a fucking team salary, that many talented players, and the hopes of so many fans riding on them, when does this season's abysmal performance end up just being an insult to the already broken city of Detroit?

While we're at it, why the fuck is "Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick" not ousted yet?? Especially after this shit: http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/16981263/detail.html?rss=det&psp=news

Is there any hope left here on Earth? War, scandal, infected produce, global warming.....

And-

..... is it any wonder I often shit my pants??

-Kenny G.

The first 48 hours........ at home...

So, another weekend comes, another weekend is spent as a shut in....

Got home around 8pm friday night, and now, sunday, 11pm, i'm still here.....

No bar.... no seeing friends.... no nothing....

.... and some people prefer this??? WTF?!?!?!

- Kenny G.