Friday, June 6, 2008

Me(no, there is no "n" here) at work.

Ok.... brief recap of the last 2 "and one half of a year" ... um.... years .... as far as "work" is concerned...

So.... last post... I was trying to get in to "dealer school"...... ( no, not that "dealer school".... i'd end up pissing away all my wages..... usually in around 10-18 hours...if 'Redi-Clean' is involved..)

No, I earned my way into the lucrative position of a "casino 'craps/blackjack'.." dealer.

Yeah...... I know... Hoorah for me......

Mind you.... in the 10... yes... 10... that's "T...........E ..............MUTHAFUKIN 'N'........ MONTHS(!!!&%$&^^) "...... that this alleged "school" took..... my( and Steve O.'s) beloved Podcast died.....a sad, painful, death............ DAMN YOU "SCHEDULES"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So... back on topic....... got the job........ learned that "it wasn't my thing".... and that it "sucked relatively large donkey ass"....... as well as the fact that "I'd rather learn to eat out my own asshole and join a freak-show (no, i'm not homosexual... if you wondered)..."

And then.... I LOST THE BEST JOB I'D KNOWN TILL THAT TIME IN MY LIFE!!!!!! (Feeling sorry for my massively exagerated "sad story" yet?... No?? How dare you?!?!?!)

Long story short..... this waste of my sad excuse for sanity took up most of our precious "lost time" (IE: 2 and 1/2 years)..... and now, thanks to Steve O., I have a far lower paying job that I like a good bit more..... for now.... (I LOVE YOU STEVE O.!!!! PLEASE DON'T GET ME FIRED!!!!!! I'LL SUCK YOUR....... um..... chimney..... with a shop-vac...??????......)

I know.... riveting....... "riveting", in the way that a rivet would feel if you were the steel girder, and had just been "riveted"...... in what ever you would consider your "steel girder ass"..... but, what more do you expect after I have had 15 beers.....:-)

OK.... next post..... the "REALLY FORKING (by that, I do mean "FUCKING"...) BAD SITUATION" I got myself into during this sad attempt at a career......

.............. but I can only type and proof-read (through one blurry eye) so much at a time........

Next time......

- Kenny G.

Blogging.... Take 2....... (who am I kidding...... take 91)

For the ump-teenth time, I'm gonna try this blogging stuff again.....

It's been many moons, so I should have a lot of "fun" stories to tell, for all 0.00 of you fans to read....

But, i'm bored... so i'm gonna do it anyways.....

1st up, Work re-cap of the past couple years......

.... coming up tonite...

........... after a bunch of beer.......

...............................oh joy.

- Kenny G.