I guess, since I only have one reader that I know of (Mad Props to you, Steve O.!!), it really doesn't matter what I say here, but somehow, I still feel compelled to try my best to be witty, insightful, and funny.
I guess, all things considered, I do it for my own sanity. No one cares if I spell every other word wrong except me, but I spell check the hell out of most everything I type. It doesn't matter if a sentence rambles on for 18 lines, with no point in sight, but I'll stress out for an hour and a half over what took me 10 minutes to type, worrying about how my words sound.
I know.... poster child for OCD....
So, just to prove to myself that I really needn't worry too much what I type, I'm starting a contest. I'll mail a $5 to the first person to email me an answer to the following question:
"If someone gave you a pet ferret for your birthday, what would you name it, and why?"
(Steve O., his wife, brother, parents (or step-parents), and mother-in-law are not eligible for this contest. Come on, be nice :-) ... )
My email address?? Of course!
Let's see how long this takes to come to a close... ;-)
My guess is a least 2 years... maybe longer......
- Kenny G.
9 months ago