In an advertisement for the new "Baconator" burger, the briliant writers for the Wendy's corporation crafted the next buzz word in our modern lives:
Meatetarian: One who's diet consists solely of meats; IE: Beef, bacon.
It's truly the newest, and perhaps, greatest concept of our current times. Finally, those who subsist, as I do, on a carnivorous lifestyle, have a term to unify us. We are no longer many, walking about in life, alone, and shunned....
Meat Eaters, Unite! We are Meatetarians!!!
..... Either that... or I just really want a burger.....mmmmm...... burger......
- Kenny G.
Meatetarian: One who's diet consists solely of meats; IE: Beef, bacon.
It's truly the newest, and perhaps, greatest concept of our current times. Finally, those who subsist, as I do, on a carnivorous lifestyle, have a term to unify us. We are no longer many, walking about in life, alone, and shunned....
Meat Eaters, Unite! We are Meatetarians!!!
..... Either that... or I just really want a burger.....mmmmm...... burger......
- Kenny G.
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