Screw the discontinued "Bud Light Abilities".... Bud Light Lime works better.....

Bud Light Lime..... now with "makes you think a little less about your vehicular problems".

No... I'm not kidding... that fuckity-fuckin shit-fucker of a truck broke... again.....

Transmission problems, brake problems, turn signal problems, suspension problems, and a fucking cracked windshield.... with the newest addition of the "no longer works after-market alarm" deciding to re-engage the fucking killswitch and flashers (thank Odin the damned siren's been disconnected for 8 years..)

Seriously... you try doing all of your daily driving with no fucking reverse!!!! AND MAKING IT WORK!!!!

That's right..... I know how to rig my way through damned near anything.....

Shit... thinking about the truck again..... Beer must be wearing off....

Waitress! Bring another round......

Shit.... I AM the waitress.... gotta go.....

- Kenny G.